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[Chris Hedemark]

He's not dead;  he's pining for the archives.

On Wednesday, October 2, 2002, at 12:58 PM, H Brett Bolen wrote:

> This thread is dead.  dead i tell you..
>
> >It's not pining, it's passed on. This thread is no more. It has 
> ceased to
> >be. it's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late thread.
> >It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed 
> it to
> >the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the 
> curtain
> >and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-thread.

Thunder Bear
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