[TriLUG] OT : Don't let Cheney hide

[Michael Thompson]

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Greg Cox wrote:

|>The govt should contract out its military requirements to private
companies.
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| "Thank you for calling the MegaCorp 24-hour support line.  This
transmission
|  may be intercepted for quality-assurance purposes.  All our air support
|  personnel are currently serving other theaters.  Please continue to
|  stand by, and we will redeploy to assist as soon as we can.  Your
invasion
|  is important to us!  We thank you for your patience.  If you are
pinned down
|  by enemy fire AND in need of immediate assistance, please scream or yell
|  "ZERO", and we will will connect you with an operator."
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"ZERO!"

<Indian operator> Thank you for waiting, how may I help you? </>

<screaming, yelling and exploding>

<Indian operator> err, umm, I'll have to be transferring you to level 2
support, please hold... </>

<soothing music>

<Indian operator 2> Yes, I'll need you to be taking your boots off and
putting them on again...yes, a reboot (HAR, HAR)... did that help? </>

"NO!"

<Indian operator> Please hold for level 3 support </>

*sigh*

Sorry, had to do it. ;-)

- --mike




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