[TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU

[Jim Tuttle]

Sorry, I didn't understand your obtuse reference.  Were you speaking to
my preconceptions about the lunacy of religion or of obnoxious splash
pages?  Just wanted to make sure I understood you there.

thx,
Jim

Allen Freeman wrote:
> Your preconceptions are showing, might want to tuck those back in. 
> 
> --- On Thu, 4/16/09, Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org> wrote:
> 
> From: Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org>
> Subject: Re: [TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU
> To: "Triangle Linux Users Group General Discussion" <trilug at trilug.org>
> Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009, 3:44 PM
> 
> See, I wish more companies announced jobs like this.  In fact, I wish
> they'd put Jesus in the subject line so my spam filter could catch it.
> I like working with people who value reason.
> 
> Jim
> 
> 
> arcaneadam at gmail.com wrote:
>> Just wanted to give a heads up on a job at my company. You can check out
>> the craigslist link here
>> http://raleigh.craigslist.org/web/1124047597.html. If you have any
>> questions feel free to email me. Here is the Job Description:
>>
>> In 140 Characters or less:
>>
>> You flat out rock. You make beautiful websites that function perfectly.
>> You drupal, twitter, & css your way around the Web. You are a ninja.
>>
>> Slightly more detailed description:
>>
>> We (Marketing Ministries, see below) is looking for an awesome Web Ninja
>> (developer) to join our team. We build web sites for people all over the
>> globe and have fun doing it. You should love the internet and be always
>> seeking out the latest trends and technologies. You should also love
>> Jesus and be devoted to advancing His ministries (our clients).
>>
>> You know:
>>
>> * HTML, CSS, XML, Javascript, etc., etc. (You get the idea)
>> * Drupal (Show us your modules)
>> * jQuery $("#you").ninja(TRUE);
>> * LAMP (Only Open Source around here)
>> * W3C Standards (Non-negotiable, thats what makes them standards right?)
>>
>> You understand:
>>
>> * Good User interface and interaction (We want the web to be simple and
>> easy to use)
>> * OOP (no that's not oops, it's Object Oriented Programming)
>> * Security and how to program secure programs
>> * Working in a team environment
>> * Site planning and concepting
>>
>> You would knock our socks off if:
>>
>> * You Twitter (If you don't know what that is just stop right now)
>> * You have contributed modules on Drupal.org (Let's see 'em)
>> * You have knowledge and experience with other CMS/Frameworks
>> (Wordpress, Joomla, Codeignitr, Zend)
>> * You understand good design (Spacing, colors, typography)
>> * You are a Linux geek (Fear me for I am root)
>> * You have a PHD (Just kidding, we actually don't care if you have any
>> degree, as long as you've got the talent)
>>
>> You could earn more brownie points by:
>>
>> * Being a sports fan
>> * Enjoying a good cup of coffee
>> * Having a solid sense of humor
>> * Being an avid Open Source supporter
>>
>> What about us?
>>
>> Ummm, check out our website: http://www.marketingministries.com, but
>> please, no phone calls or spamming outside of this job listing. We know
>> you are special and God created you in his image, but please be patient
>> with us, as we shovel job inquiries out of our inbox. Your
>> resume/email/links to relevant works should be enough to warrant an
>> invitation for an interview.
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> 


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