[TriLUG] Cute job typo

[Josh Johnson]

I'm just wondering what exactly a "Application/SW Development/Support  
- IT" is supposed to actually be... the qualifictions cover a lot of  
bases, but don't mention applications or software...

JJ

On Jan 6, 2010, at 2:34 PM, Jim Ray wrote:

> If you expect anyone to hire you, please learn proper Engliss.
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
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> Behalf Of neilson at windstream.net
> Sent: Wednesday, January 06, 2010 2:16 PM
> To: Triangle Linux Users Group General Discussion
> Subject: Re: [TriLUG] Cute job typo
>
> Ooooh! Ooooooh! I'm qualifried for that position!!!
>
> (Actually, it's the sort of thing that any of us could probably step  
> in
> and just "do" but the folks seeking to fill it likely prefer someone
> with the right qualfictions. Could I still make my qualifictions up  
> out
> of whole cloth and apply for the job, now that I've let the cat out of
> the bag, saying how it would indeed be fictitious? The cat sort of
> ripped the cloth bag.)
>
> I further question their "intermediate required" terminology. For a  
> few
> of the requirements there are actual measurable criteria by which to
> judge "intermediate" but for others (such as numbers 7, 8 and 9) there
> almost certainly are not.
>
> Shall I be so jaundiced as to recommend that the ancient transition  
> from
> "Personnel" to "Human Resources" be taken one step further, with the  
> new
> name, Human Resource Science? Hold on a minute while I Google that...
>
> Oops, I'm way too late. "Dr Xxx XXXX, Director of Human Resource  
> Science
> and Technology," appears on the very first Google page.
>
> -Peter ("If it don't have verifiable numbers it ain't no real  
> science.")
>
> ---- Scott Lambdin <lopaki at gmail.com> wrote:
>> I liked the typo in the second line on this job spec segment:
>>
>> Title: Application/SW Development/Support - IT
>> Qualifictions:
>> 1) Network Operations Intermediate Required 2) Unix System Admst (HP)
> Expert
>> Required 3) Windows NT Intermediate Required 4) AIX Intermediate
> Required 5)
>> Sun Solaris Expert Required 6) LAN/WAN Networking Intermediate
> Required 7)
>> Analytical Intermediate Required 8) Communication Skills Intermediate
>> Required 9) Written Skills Intermediate Required
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