[TriLUG] this is a serious question - how to detect things in photos with Linux

Carl Crider c.crider at gmail.com
Sat Dec 8 08:40:58 EST 2012


Note:  I call dibs on the UPF protocol! Dont confuse it with sunblock.
Upright Primate Filters are NEVER exposed to sunlight.

:)
On Dec 8, 2012 5:18 AM, "Peter Neilson" <neilson at windstream.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 07 Dec 2012 23:40:11 -0500, Carl Crider <c.crider at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>  upright primate filters the images
>>
>
> This is, I believe, indeed the only possible solution. A gadget such as
> described would either be an economic failure, and swiftly vanish for one
> reason or another, or else it would become the focus of intense malicious
> testing. The testing crew would quickly discover set after set of salacious
> patterns that would get through the automated filter. An "upright primate"
> would need to work 24/7 improving the filter.
>
> Eventually the fad would fade, and the filter, the primate and the upload
> booth would all be unemployed. Some other crazy contraption would appear
> instead, perhaps the 3-D printer booth intended to produce
> head-and-shoulders busts in genuine simulated bronze. Busy booth-hacker
> youth would quickly attempt sculpting "other" busts and a new filtering
> project would arise, eventually to fail as well. Supermarket tabloid
> headline: BUST BOOTH BUSTED. Full report on slashdot.
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